Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
by theDutch March 17, 2010
by molinegir February 11, 2023
Jimmy: “hey did you hear about Billy? He gave Jessica a crazy audio supreme.”
Craig: “yeah I heard she’s got an ear infection now”
Craig: “yeah I heard she’s got an ear infection now”
by Frankflowers777 September 19, 2021
“Did you hear about Billy? He gave Jessica the audio supreme last night but now she’s got an ear infection”
by Frankflowers777 September 19, 2021
Like 'de ja vu', or 'havent we seen this before' meaning an experience from the past that was very similar...De ja audio is when you have heard the same story before...
"Hey man, I think by BS detector went off." Bob said.
"Yeah, I know," Eric replied, "Isn't this 'de ja audio'?"
"Yeah, I know," Eric replied, "Isn't this 'de ja audio'?"
by tatubaron March 15, 2010
(n) Used in the form of hearing—speedy euphoric music that induces an intense ‘rushing’ effect. Often used when the listener needs an energy boost or wants to get high and cannot afford/find real drugs.
Dusty we got work to do! Crank the volume up on some a that audio meth and let's get this thang done with!
by Dusty Keeks August 1, 2019