ass

1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass).

2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior.

3. the anus, =asshole.

4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

by Light Joker July 22, 2004

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the thing thats called a butt that can be really big on fat people and it can smell if u dont keep it clean so wash ur ass

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see also anus

by bob April 10, 2003

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An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.

That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping!

by hahauwish August 16, 2009

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An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill November 26, 2007

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Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 April 02, 2014

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