ass

1. a donkey(probably from an abbreviation of jack-ass).

2. the buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior.

3. the anus, =asshole.

4. a stupid person, a jerk.

That guy got his ass kicked when playing video games with his freinds.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004

ass

the thing thats called a butt that can be really big on fat people and it can smell if u dont keep it clean so wash ur ass

ass

see also anus

by bob April 9, 2003

ass

An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.

That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping!

by hahauwish August 15, 2009

ass-

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill December 26, 2007

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

ass

a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.

This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

by DivineFist November 26, 2003

ass

a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

by shadowed-blood October 1, 2008