no talent ass clown

See Michael Bolton.

Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

by Dok April 16, 2005

Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny

God Jake your such a cum guzzling ass clown!

by river123543 March 12, 2011

Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.

Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

by thatswhatshesaidayo April 19, 2010

class ass-clown

someone in a class who yells out what he/she thinks is humorous, only to be found as not comical at all. Usally found in the back of the class.

Josh is a total class ass-clown. He repeated his supposed punchile three times. All three times, no one even laughed, when can he take a hint?

by alienhuman666 May 8, 2009

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

whack ass clown

Someone who's more stupid than a clown that's crap at his job, aka, a whack ass clown.

"You stupid whack ass clown"

by iam June 26, 2003

No Talent Ass Clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.

by A February 18, 2007