A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
the defnition of shit
by Ihavenocluewhattouseasmyname March 23, 2022
by thatguy9374 January 20, 2022
It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”
Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh
Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh
Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019
by The_Chick_Diesel_69 October 14, 2021
by Elmalotemon679 June 15, 2021
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”
Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “Broke ass.”
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”
Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 02, 2024