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android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
mugGet the android-lifemug.

android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better
by FegalGamer July 28, 2023
mugGet the android dronemug.

Android

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
mugGet the Androidmug.

Android

It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid
Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019
mugGet the Androidmug.

Android

Person 1: i just got a new android!
Person 2: i hate you
by JoeBenes November 18, 2021
mugGet the Androidmug.

Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.
Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?
by This is the man February 18, 2024
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