Android

A disabled person

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

urban dictionary android logo

Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.

Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"

by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018

Android

The sworn enemy of Apple.

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.

Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."

by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025

Android

It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”

Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids

by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019