Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

twenty-one abuser

When you are too obsessed with the 21 vine, you think the answer to everything is 21.

Teacher: What is the atomic number for Gold?

You: 21 ?!

Classmate: Dude, quit being a twenty-one abuser

by <<<<,.,.JakobMziescak,.,.>>>> November 24, 2014

Admin house abuser

A lifeless idiot who abuses their virtual and non-existent power on a Lego game.

Ew, what a trash Admin house abuser

by Mr_TopHat September 24, 2021

Amusement park ride

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Mod Abusers

When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.

jfb924 banning worldchamptv is mod abuse. he is a mod abuser
maxim819 banning worldchamp is not mod abuse. he is not a mod abusers

by bmachime May 31, 2021

hashtag abuser

Someone who tends to overuse hash tags on twitter/Instagram to seem cool/hip.

I hate it when people post way too many hash tags on their photos.
What, like Joey?
Yeah, he's like the ultimate hashtag abuser

by ratelti August 4, 2014

amuse bouche

The act of burping into your partner's mouth during a kiss. French term meaning "Little Mouthful."

After gyros, Steve liked to give his girlfriend a little amuse bouche.

by Butter Churn June 9, 2011