store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
by QuacksO May 15, 2019
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egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.
Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.
by v1rtuez January 02, 2018
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Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.
Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?
by MeanSmart gu May 23, 2021
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Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.
Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.
by whywaco1993 May 01, 2024
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