meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

The Jada Aisle

The emotional state of a combination of anger, confusion, and disgust, derived from a harmless situation that you made worse by being irrationally dramatic.

Almo: GIRL, thanks for meeting me for emergency brunch. I ran into my ex at the Warriors game last night! I am pretty sure he is dating our Uber driver from the last time we ordered sushi together, and he was wearing the shirt I got him at the Avril Lavigne concert.

ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.

Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.

ELdee: We all have our moments.

by Mike109999 April 28, 2022

John and aisling

Poeple called John and aisling should be together no matter what

John and aisling are madly in love

by I will be there at the same February 16, 2019

Dirty aisling

A sad person who chases random hot people around the school halls

Oh look shes chasing him. What a dirty aisling

by The slores January 2, 2023

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.

Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?

by MeanSmart gu May 22, 2021