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affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.
After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.
by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008
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Ben Affleck

When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
by MASTERBLASTER69 December 27, 2005
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LOVE N AFFECTION

Term used by the hit group 'BASICNINE'.
by BASICNINE May 2, 2017
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The Amity Affliction

Australian band. They sing about anchors.

Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow
Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.
by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012
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Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
by 86937163470 January 21, 2009
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ben affleck

quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008
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Afflecks Palace

Iconic shopping building in Manchester, UK.

Located on the corner of Oldham Street in the Northern Quarter, contains dozens of independent stalls, small shops and boutiques operating in the one building. Well known shoppers such as Noel Fielding and Agnes Deyn.
Let's meet at Afflecks Palace, I need a new jacket.
by sea27 August 14, 2011
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