Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Jasmine Ahrens

Shes like a elevator that never gets to the top floor.

good in bed

Jasmine Ahrens and i went to a concert she's such A JUBERNOWL.

by anonymous March 3, 2022

XLVXXXII AEREUM

The engraving on Roblox Energy Assault's Rendition of the Golden Gun (Free to play on PC and Mobile)

XLVXXXII AEREUM

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025