Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

acqui-fucked

When a startup is acquired under less-than-desirable circumstances out of necessity, and all the employees get screwed on their stock options

Did you hear about the Initech acquisition?
Yea, those guys got totally acqui-fucked

by makehay22 October 5, 2020

acquieyes

eye contact that is required but not desired

when you and a stranger are the only people on a bus and they're staring at you so you have to acquieyes back

by no spell good May 31, 2021

acquired distaste

something likable that you gradually develop aversion to

— Oh, your national anthem is so beautiful! Why don’t you like it?
— Heck, at school we were singing it everyday before classes for years. You know, when something’s been shoved down your throat for such a long time it inevitably becomes an acquired distaste.
— Sorry to hear that! Hope it’ll be a disquired distaste someday!

In her latest interview she disclosed that by her teens physical intimacy had become her acquired distaste due to traumatic childhood marred by domestic abuse.

by skripnigor November 27, 2021

acquicution

death by acquisition, usually by a more powerful competitor to quash disruptors

i was really enjoying my robo-advisor, but they killed via acquicution via <insert big bank name here>

by spectrestatus December 13, 2021

Acquirted

(v.) A strange way of spelling acquired,derived from the accidental misspelling of the same word.

"I HAVE ACQUIRTED A KNIFE TO COMMIT GENOCIDE!"

by GlitchPix June 3, 2022

Aquitalish

When considering work that require to be completed around an Acquittal

Kathy has informed her staff to hold off doing anything aquitalish until an official email has been sent.

by Secret Squirrel's business September 13, 2022