Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021

Give acorn

A healing item used in a Roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries from something cringy/disgusting someone said or something cringy/disgusting you've seen.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance!
Give acorn

Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 20, 2022

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.

Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"

by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021

Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.

"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024