Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

accidentally in love

most underrated c-drama

person 1: situ feng and qingqing from accidentally in love in netflix are my otp!
person 2: i love them

by wingswings April 24, 2019

Accidental-hoeing

When someone is accidentally being or acting like a hoe or slut.

“Sally is accidental-hoeing again, and she doesn’t even know it”

by Defining_the_world January 22, 2019

accidental hoe

Someone who pulls bare ppl but doesn't mean to

eshokh is an accidental hoe

by carrot 123 June 12, 2018

Accidental driiiink

When playing a drinking game, and someone 'accidentally' drinks when not supposed to, all players in the game must immediately pause what they are doing and partake in drinking while shouting 'ACCIDENTAL DRIIIIINK'
One may also call it out randomly without actually having taken an 'accidental drink'

Adam: "Accidental driiiink'
*Everyone then shouts this and drinks*

by JAC_ACT November 4, 2011

Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

Accidentally drunk

When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!

#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore

You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
———
You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”

by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023