Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

waldo

where the fuck is he

where's waldo

by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023

Waldo

A unisex restroom.

She snuck into a Waldo. Have you seen a Waldo?

by Mathew Aphasia April 18, 2024

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Dr. Waldo

A master of blending in any situation given while looking the exact same. During real life.

A Dr. Waldo:"Hey, check this out"
*Enters crowd of jocks*
Random guy:"Where the fuck did he go?!?"

by Chopersword9 September 24, 2011

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023