The Canadian

I). Jackin' it with a hockey glove on. II). spaniking the dolphin whilest playing in a hockey game. must be playing defense.

Ahhh look, Jake's in the corner doing The Canadian again.

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by Phillip Seymore hoffbrahaus March 18, 2014

Canadians

A code word white people use when referring to ghetto ass blacks !!!

Did you check out that new night club in Detroit ? Ya it’s pretty nice but it was full of Canadians .

by Gladiatorfreedom December 4, 2017

Canadian

A species of moose

I saw some wild Canadians in Montana last year...they’re rare down in the US!

by Illmathematical October 22, 2020

Canadian

Offical language of Canada

Person: Is that guy from Canada?
Other person: yes he clearly speaks Canadian

Canada person: Canada Eh.

by Donald Trump 2.0 August 8, 2018

Canadians

When a girl's period is dodgy, and skips months and such, it is said, it infact runs away to Canada to become a mountie or a lumberjack.
Also a way of refering to a period.

"Katy! Pain! Pain! Stupid uterus."
"Canadians?"
"Yep"

":( This is the third month I've missed, but I don't think I'm pregnant"
"Ahh, Canadians"

by Fduckyhuu(: May 30, 2009

Canadian

Street slang for an undercover police woman posing as a prostitute.

Ron: Keep driving man!
Chris: Why, is she a dude?
Ron: Naw, man, that's a canadian

by HoneyBeeChitlins February 10, 2010

Canadian

Canadian- A group of people who cannot refrain themselves from using the word “eh” after every word. Side effects from hearing Canadians include getting wasted, constant vomiting, Excessive drug use, loss of consciousness, depression, and or thoughts of suicide. Do not go to Canada if you have any of these pre-existing side effects. Results of entering Canada with pre-existing side effects include High blood pressure, lost body parts, sudden urge to play hockey, to spell words wrong, and in some cases death. Take all measures to avoid Canadians if you have already experienced confrontation with them. See your local doctor for further questions

Patient: Doctor am I going to be alright?

Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.

by WEAREMERICA July 6, 2012