second gunman

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***

concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.

by aj cockandballs February 08, 2005

Second Amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.

Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.

by Luke the Blockhead August 25, 2022

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 22, 2011

second thot

Your backup hoe you think about at the last second in case your first one bails on you.

Chuck: "Hey do you wanna go as my second date to this date function?"
Claire: "Oh, as like a second thot? I'll think about it."

by splitafifth October 27, 2018

Wait a second...

Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."

A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...

by Someone you don't care about. July 22, 2021

second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."

by 256msg March 26, 2009