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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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Mondo

An indecorous man from Derry who has no morals when it comes to dating sheep
Aye baye look at dat Mondo over der he's dating your lovely sheep wife behind your back
by Gorgonbreath November 30, 2017
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69th mondo

Rough Rider is the 69th mondo in Mcleod
by RoughRiderUrban November 16, 2020
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Mondo

A Prefix meaning larger than usual.
Hey! I have to ask you for a mondo-favor.
by anonymous January 11, 2021
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mondo dome

describes an intense session of getting head from your girlfriend
dude, i just got mondo dome from my girl, i can barely move.
by livewire93 January 21, 2011
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Mondo 問答

Mondō / 問答
Japanese loan word from Zen Buddhist tradition roughly translated as "scripture-independent clarity, as taught by a profoundly illuminating teacher". Mondo also translates from Ido, Esperanto, and Italian as "world" or "planet".

Quotation from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia:
"A mondō (問答, Chinese: wèndá) is a recorded collection of dialogues between a pupil and a rōshi (a Zen Buddhist teacher). Zen tradition values direct experience and communication over scriptures. (Some teachers go so far as to instruct their pupils to tear up their scriptures.) However, sometimes the mondō acts as a guide on the method of instruction."
Student: "Teacher, why is it that instantaneous travel is possible for short distances? Faster-than-light travel used to transmit information violates the laws of quantum physics."
Teacher: "Mondo 問答 ; Tachyons might be a fringe-theory for that idea."
by Domina Anna May 17, 2025
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Mondo

A deer with extremely large antlers. Noticably bigger than basket racks and slightly larger than gangi's.
That buck is a real mondo, not like the gangi's all the other guys shot.
by NoGangis September 30, 2020
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