Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.
by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008
mugGet the Ham'smug.

Ham

A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
by conceppie August 17, 2011
mugGet the Hammug.

ham ham

a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............
by ham ham December 28, 2004
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ham

Used similar to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, something favorable, or something surprising. Sometimes used with a certain context to express more complex feelings.
Ham, that shit was dope!

Ham I just got grounded.

Ham!
by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007
mugGet the hammug.

ham

When an artitsts drops a song or verse that is raw as ever
Wiz Khalifa went ham on that Kush and OJ mixtape
by purple knight June 16, 2010
mugGet the hammug.

HAM

I love HAM, said ryan. It just tastes better!
by Hammy Goldstine February 5, 2008
mugGet the HAMmug.

HAM

You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
by SJW666 October 7, 2011
mugGet the HAMmug.

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