Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
by conceppie August 17, 2011

a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............
by ham ham December 28, 2004

Used similar to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, something favorable, or something surprising. Sometimes used with a certain context to express more complex feelings.
by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

by purple knight June 16, 2010

by Hammy Goldstine February 5, 2008

by SJW666 October 7, 2011
