The Great Zucchini

the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.

Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

by Tron_Sucka April 5, 2006

Zutch

A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.

We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.

by Eleventh Hour January 15, 2010

Zucchini

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

by Panbu1 May 22, 2011

Zurich

A city in Switzerland that is constantly being owned by Basel in every way possible.

Guy from Zurich: "Do saichsch in Ofä!"
Guy from Basel: "d'Züri schiint dään z'soone... >.< Dobbeli"

by CharlieBuck April 22, 2011

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018