zoom and scroll 

A tactic used by engineers and architects to trick coworkers or superiors into thinking they are actually working. The two actions refer to the controls on a mouse and their affiliations in AutoCad.

Nice job Mike! You sure are a hard worker. (Boss)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)

zoom and scroll by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018

Zoom Nutt 

The act of turning off your camera during an online class, or meeting, and jacking off before anyone realizes.

Jabair was zoom nutting the entire class

Zoom Nutt by -kreacher- April 8, 2020

Zoom 

1. Paying money to talk; used by people who don't realize Google has a free version of it.

2. Used to spy on people anonymously, lol.

1. Look at all these people paying for talking to their friends on Zoom! Don't they realize Google exists?
2. Guy 1: I like to spy on my crush using Zoom!

Guy 2: dUdE whAT's wROnG WiTh yOU?

Zoom by Intelligent Noob April 29, 2020

Zoom Fatigue 

When you've participated in too many Zoom meetings and it makes you tired.

Oh man, I've had so many Zoom meetings this week I'm feeling Zoom fatigue.

Zoom Fatigue by periaqua May 15, 2020

Zoom smack 

when everyone leaves a zoom meeting but a few others purposely don't exit so they can talk shit about the meeting

"Haha glad to see you all stayed on so we can talk some zoom smack"

Zoom smack by jokergman July 30, 2020

Zoom University 

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.

“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”

Zoom University by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020