Zoinked

High as shit

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday

by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.

Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc

That scary movie gave me the Zoinks

by Zeyo May 31, 2015

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019