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zak whack

Bone City, Utah.
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex
We thought he was up in his room for a while, but what we didn't know was that he got zak whacked by a big booty woman.
by dankmidsarereal April 21, 2011
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Zak Money

A real hood nigga, the baddest man alive, hot, sexy, attractive, Leah's lover. Musician
You wish you were zak money!!!

I would give zak money booty anyday
by Cinspyder December 23, 2009
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zak tapal

white paki that like old testicles that smell like cabbages. also hates niggers and will go to nurserys to spy on your children.
OMG ITS ZAK TAPAL, HIDE YOUR TESTICLES AND KIDS!!
by balencerne October 5, 2021
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Zak Tucker

Zak is the best thing that ever happened to me, I wouldn't trade him for the world. Yes, he's got a few flaws, because nobody is perfect, and most of his aren't so bad. He is kinda stubborn though, pigheaded too. But he can also make me smile and laugh if he's really trying to, he's sweet when he wants to be, and supportive when he needs to be. And it's just the beginning.......
me: I wanna have a baby!
Zak Tucker: No, I dont want to have a baby.
me: Oh well, we are going to whether you like it or not!
Zak Tucker: ::sighs:: OK
by Meglovin86 September 8, 2011
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Zoozi Zak Zooka

A silly kind hearted girl who can kill you by her daily scares. Many torture methods used by her are: tie hitting, sneaking up on someone and stepping on feet. She is an irresponsible student, who usually doesn't do much in class. One you would call and idiot but she is a sweet friend.
Oh look they are such Zoozi Zak Zookas.
by Yaso, hi people March 24, 2019
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Zak Craig Special

Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.
by stereoguy247 October 10, 2017
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Zak smith

A massive smart ass with a small cock but has a sick pack which he shows off a lot
Zak smith has nice abs
by TJtheLD October 23, 2018
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