Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by April 06, 2022

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 03, 2022

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 25, 2021

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.

by Ducarius March 13, 2023

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 07, 2020