A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
by JabronieRoadShow July 30, 2020
Get the Yacht Thottiemug. When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!
I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.
by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023
Get the Yacht chilimug. If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Get the Yacht Rock Radiomug. Colloquial description of a tennis player wins a best-of-five set match with a scoreline of 6-4 6-4 6-4.
In the second round of the Australian Open, Andrey Rublev defeated Chris Eubanks in a three-yacht race.
by TennisNerd64 January 17, 2024
Get the Three-yacht racemug. First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019
Get the midwestern yachtmug. A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 2, 2020
Get the Land Yachtmug. Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots
by The new Nick D June 20, 2024
Get the have yachtsmug.