by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
Get the mike xiaomug. Xiao is actually a cuss word in chinese that is used by violent people and it is known to hurt people's emotions very badly. Xiao means vagina in chinese.
Xiao lah you!
by Porrideg February 3, 2021
Get the Xiaomug. Xiao ni is your obsession. Once you know about Xiao ni you will be obsessed with her. No need to even meet her. Just knowing about her and her unique, impressive personality will make you want to be at least slightly like her, but no one can be, that's why she's your obsession and will always be.
Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa,
Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw !
Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good .
Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain.
Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter.
Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile.
Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends.
Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special.
Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa,
Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw !
Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good .
Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain.
Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter.
Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile.
Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends.
Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special.
Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
Person 1 : i know Xiao ni
Person 2 : no fuckin way, i envy you !!
Person 1 : and she's my friend btw
Person 3 : i wish I had Xiao ni in my life 💔
Person 2 : no fuckin way, i envy you !!
Person 1 : and she's my friend btw
Person 3 : i wish I had Xiao ni in my life 💔
by Houssem eddine December 4, 2021
Get the Xiao nimug. He is the sexist fictional character alive i just want his ti come over and stay over with him and sniff his clothes and ask if he knows what sex is (also wanna see his stick must be prettyyy cool)
Person No.1: Have you seen that sexy guy named Xiao?!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
by Miya :] June 22, 2022
Get the Xiaomug. the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
by xiaos-gf July 28, 2022
Get the xiaomug. by dyinq.q February 19, 2022
Get the Xiaomug.