wizard sauce

A highly dangerous drug consisting of heroin and vodka. It is injected intravenously in the neck and can cause chronic hallucinations and the inability to complete common tasks.

Igor shot up some wizard sauce at a party and hasn't been able to move his fingers for weeks.

by whitey66 April 28, 2009

wizard rock

An indie music movement in which people write and perform songs inspired by the Harry Potter book series. It is a growing fandom within a fandom, with hundreds of bands around the world, many of whom tour and produce CDs. Wizard rock began as a Myspace phenomenon, but it is receiving recognition as a legitimate genre that spans all styles of music.

Harry and the Potters are often considered to be the "fathers of wizard rock."

Wizard rock shows are often performed in libraries to promote literacy.

by queenofwands March 8, 2008

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009

wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.

He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.

by Ravonus September 19, 2013

wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.

A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.

by Wandlover November 5, 2007

Wizard Crystals

Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.

Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.

by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021