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Russian Winter

A force or event that stops a quick succession of other events.

Derived from Napoleon's and Hitler's failed conquests, as a result of invading Russia during the winter.
As soon as Napoleon faced the Russian Winter, he was headed for his Waterloo.

Tim got to first, second, and third base with Anna, but then faced his Russian Winter of her purity ring, preventing him from getting to home base.
by Calvin Dean December 20, 2009
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Ronnie Winter

Lead singer for the rock band The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

.amazing poet.beautiful person {inside & out}.passion exudes from his voice and performance.

Musician from Middleburg, Florida who is incredibly good looking and incredibly talented.

Writes words and melodies that encompass the way you feel and may even change/re-shape your life.

*Check out RJA's debut album, Don't You Fake It*
"This doesn't change the way i feel about you or your place in my life. Cant you see I'm dying here a shot of broken heart that is chased with fear?"
"Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found."
"And darkness is fading in…and darkness is real"

*See? - Ronnie Winter is a truly beautiful poet
by Tess C. August 1, 2006
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cuddy wifter

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.
by junky January 31, 2005
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Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
by Killzark March 24, 2009
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Wimter

Facebook thread:

Amie H. M.: Oh wow, I do NOT miss those f**kin potholes. Or the wimter, or the traffic, or the slow drivers......you get the point :)

Amie H. M.: ‎*Winter, I don't know wtf a wimter is lol
by rhmcanes June 3, 2011
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Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly
Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock
by jpsowl December 13, 2012
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winter denial

The state you find yourself in when you refuse to believe summer is over. There is snow on the ground and your still wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
Person 1: Dude, what is he thinking it it's -4 out and he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt?
Person 2: He hasn't come to terms with the weather yet.
Person 1: Winter denial?
Person 2: Winter denial.
by Loftyamoeba December 6, 2013
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