Welcome to the NHK

Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do

Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”

Narcis: “I WILL” never does.

by Enickrid March 2, 2021

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

welcome to burnsville

A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.

Welcome to burnsville, population you.

by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008

Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Welcome To Paradise

When you're a penguin who loves to surf.

Surf's Up is a great movie and Welcome To Paradise is played at some point in the movie and Green Day kicks ass.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022