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Ween

Noun- A dick

Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.
Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm

George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!

Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt
by Big dick Brody October 15, 2022
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Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.
1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!
by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020
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Ween

Two pussmen, weaker than sween
Ween is bare weak styl
by Bigmansween November 11, 2021
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Ween

An 1960's band with the most hilarious name i have ever heard. they have also made Ocean Man from 2004's The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
"Ocean man, take me to you're van, let me hold you're hand" -Ween
by Dicksnarkel June 1, 2018
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Ween

Definition 1 : A shortened term for a Weiner dog.

Definition 2 : A band by Gean Ween and Dean Ween
"Man, that ween show was great."
by Zurquezos February 27, 2025
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Ween

Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.
L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”
by Glddiggin?definitionGoGettr! August 10, 2025
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Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
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