Punishment for losers.
I was at the changing room of a private resort, and I didn't know that the 'troublemaker' was here. He had beat me in the past, in attempts to ruin my sex life. The guy is fat as hell to. Anyway, I was in boxer-briefs that were way to big, and he came up behind me and grabbed the front and back of my underwear. He slammed me to the ground, still holding the wedgie. He dragged me over to the urinal, and it was full of dark yellow piss, and it stunk horribly of piss. He told me I had to slurp it all up or he would squeaky-clean wedgie me. I said no way, so with all the strength he had, he stretched my underwear to string size and flossed my ass. I screamed like a girl and began to cry. Then he took off my underwear and showed me the smears of my own shit and blood. He stuffed the shitty, bloody underwear in my mouth. Then he took off his pants. His saggy ass was right over my head. He spread his asscheeks apart and stuffed my face between them. The rancid smell was to much. I could not breath. Then he started farting. I could feel it spraying little bits of shit on my face and in my mouth and nose. I thought he would stop, but he went as far as to force an enormous shit out onto my face. It smushed into my eyes nose and mouth. He ran laughing, leaving me laying on the floor with my face coated with his shit, and my ass bleeding out, crying so bad it was hard to move.
by facefullofshit March 22, 2009
n. 1. An upwards pulling of the underwear from the back, given by a bully. The victim might then be hung by the underwear from a fence or a hooking device of some sort.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
1. Dude, I'm so fly; I gave Paul Martin a wedgie.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
by Leesh April 29, 2005
by sexi bex December 15, 2005
On my first day of highschool all the freshmen boys got hanging wedgies in the locker room. i didnt because i had upperclassmen friends. thank god.
by Wyatt Mathews^^ September 27, 2008
When you or someone grabs your or someone else's underwear and pulls up sharply. Usually done by boxer kids on brief wearers like me.
by Briefboy June 28, 2008
In basketball, when the ball gets stuck (or wedged) between the rim and the backboard. Often times, a wedgie stops play as a referee or player must dislodge the ball from this position.
Announcer 1: "The shot goes up and.... oh he missed it! Now the ball is stuck between the rim and the backboard."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
Announcer 2: "Yeah, Bob, it appears we have a wedgie here."
by BigNick842 January 31, 2014
formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004