whipping the weasle

the act of masturbation, e.g. cracking one off, one off the wrist etc.

Wow, this is some good porn, i might have to go whip the weasle

by r3 May 13, 2005

Wegleitner

Someone very gullable

Wazalla Wegleitner

by Coolest Fucker Ever :) February 3, 2010

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.

"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"

by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 18, 2004

Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003

weale

A term originating from the 1960's, specifically used by Zoo attendants or trainers of Large Mammels.
However, over the years it has come to mean a youthful male with a less than pleasing apperance. Generally characteristics include, Blonde Hair and a Oversized Jaw.

Stop messing around, and sit down, you are being a Weale!

by Oli Dixon January 19, 2005

weage

A person who constantly leeches off ones family and friends. Never holds a job and is perfectly content with shirking all responsibilities. Worthless.

"Wow. The Weage is STILL living with her grandma and she's almost 30! And where are her kids?"

by wordsmith3006 February 10, 2014