Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 13, 2010

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well uh you know guy

A phrase uttered in an attempt to make an excuse pertaining to why something did or did not happen.

Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.

Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch?

Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.

Jimmy: Asshole.

by crazycyrax March 4, 2009

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Well-mounded

Adj. Having a visually appealing vagina; characterized by a gently protruding mound seen when the woman is laying on her back in a bathing suit or panties. The condition is characterized by a gently protruding "mound" which is uniform in dimension and pleasing to the eyes.

She looked very well-mounded in that bikini bottom!

by Rockcut Joey August 19, 2014

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Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

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