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Wanderlei

The man with the meanest stare downs in MMA. This can also be found in real world situations in which people can use to improve their lives.
John: Did you see that chick over there?

Max: Hell ya I was Wanderleing her all night!
by swiss87 February 17, 2010
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dwayne wade

a basketball player who is good and knows how to use the backboard but he travels a lot and the refs wont call him for anything
remember that time dwayne wade went up and pushed nowitzki, and they called a fall AGAINST NOWITZKI
by alex14 August 20, 2006
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wanded

To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
by MaximumBob February 4, 2009
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Wanderism

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.
Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"
by joepizza September 5, 2010
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wayden

he is a good man he is hot and black
wayden is hot
by big nigga 999 March 1, 2021
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wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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wade wilson

Wade Wilson is normally called or mostly known as Deadpool . He's an anti-villain in the Marvel Universe, who was offered to be part of the X-Men by Colossus a few times, but he rejected, saying that he only works with himself, not in a team. He also does not like to be called "hero".
Person:Wade Wilson was played by Ryan Renolds, right?
Other Person:Yeah, he did an awesome job at it.
by LadyARL March 4, 2017
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