walmart

if your not going to join us then you will suffer the consiquences. it is the greatest store in the universe and i love working for them. try watching the wallmart episode of south park!!!
i m soo walmart it is the greatest plce on earth
by kate wright July 16, 2005
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Walmart

Where anything can happen... Even those damn beavers!
So... Where do we go now?

WALMART!
by Innoxium February 22, 2005
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Walmart

Referring to a girls pussy and that it is always open to fuck, finger, and all that good stuff.
"Dude she's such a hoe."

"I know look at this picture! Her pussy is shorts are so small you can see her pussy."
"That shits a fucking Walmart."
by Big Dick Lucy August 20, 2017
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walmarted

I can't believe she just walmarted us like that.
by John Licker July 16, 2003
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Walmart

A large business that keeps it's costs down and where Julius C. wants to be a greeter.
Hey Julius, where are you working? "I'm a Walmart Greeter dude"
by Julius November 11, 2004
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Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 29, 2017
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Walmart Raid

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!
by HughJass1986 July 10, 2023
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