Winded Walrus

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating

"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."

by rarrbear April 17, 2008

Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga

Beaver Walrus

by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012

retarded walrus

A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.

" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."

by sexfiendmonstercock November 19, 2007

floppy walrus

when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.

D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.

by Mat Walsh October 29, 2006

Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008

Tank-Walrus

Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"

Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."

by Ballergs February 20, 2009

French Kissing the Walrus

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014