Walk around the pond

An excuse to partake in the fruits of the devil’s lettuce. Usually at a relatives house such as you grandparents because of the large amount of land they own usually has a pond on it.

Yo ma Tommy and I are gonna take a “walk around the pond”

by Pondwalker December 4, 2020

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Walk the Koala

Perform an act of female masturbation.

"Girlfriend, you know I'm gonna have to walk the koala real soon now..."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 6, 2023

walk of shame

when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call

He did the walk of shame last Friday out my house.

by apriletta November 19, 2003

walk my fish

The term “Walk my fish” or as used in many occasions “I’m gonna walk my fish” means that the person you are talking to really doesn’t give a fuck about what you’re saying and just wants

Annoying person: H3Y wSp mAn! WAnnA hAng oUt dis w33kNd?
You: Uhh. No can do mane... I gtg.. Walk my fish. See ya dood!

by Gtg walk my fish bro :)) July 2, 2018

walk-off pussy

While bangin' the hottest girl you will ever get in your life, you have a heart attack and die. Game over.

Steve, that lucky bastard, ended it all in dramatic fashion, on top of his secretary, with some walk-off pussy.

by Manny's Wood August 6, 2009

walk of shame

leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.

Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.

I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004