Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki

Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp

by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Waddle the daddle

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros

bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic

by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

Cock Waddle

A dickwad

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle

by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025

pelican waddle

the flabby-flapping underarm of an older woman

holy crap look at the pelican waddle on that broad!

by icyroad March 5, 2011

Johnny waddle

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.

He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle

by anonymous December 23, 2022