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wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.
“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”
by wadderandshover March 2, 2020
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fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.
by robin graves February 21, 2004
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dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).
Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!
by Sean August 13, 2004
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gay wad

Stop being a gay wad.
by TSMason April 1, 2004
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fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".
by Uhhuh April 6, 2007
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Dick Wad

The resulting mess of tissue paper and semen that occurs after a long night of rabid angry masturbation
"I jacked off so many times last night. I left one hell of a dick wad"
by Santis11 November 25, 2007
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Nigga wad

a wad of ones with one large bill on the outside
Raheem pulled out his nigga wad and thought he owned the place
by Ed Bickles October 21, 2007
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