The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.
Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
by BNoles November 10, 2009
Get the Wad Mittsmug. A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
by robin graves February 21, 2004
Get the fart wadmug. A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).
Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!
by Sean August 13, 2004
Get the dick wadmug. 
A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".
by Uhhuh April 6, 2007
Get the fuck wadmug. The resulting mess of tissue paper and semen that occurs after a long night of rabid angry masturbation
by Santis11 November 25, 2007
Get the Dick Wadmug. by Ed Bickles October 21, 2007
Get the Nigga wadmug.