cumshot wound

any wound caused by a cumshot

I was jerking it really hard and then my mom walked in and i gave her a cumshot wound.

by scrumbledorfis May 6, 2011

War Wound

A wound acquired during a night of heavy drinking. a war wound often tells a tale, as most are collected during a period of blackout and hint at where the injured individual may have been the night prior. scrapes, cuts, bruises, sprains or broken bones all qualify as war wounds.

Oh dude, i woke up this morning with a couple of sick war wounds. i figure i must have gone to the beach last night after that bottle of rye because this cut on my knee is full of sand.

by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009

Crotch wound

Vagina, pussy, equivalent of "axe wound"

Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."

by Neo June 15, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

Hatchet Wound

slang for a woman's vagina

Hey dude, did you see her hatchet wound last night?

by Spike 1374 October 15, 2008

Hatchet Wound

A slang term for a womans vagina.

Hey Beth, let me see that hatchet wound.

by Caleb Parsley May 24, 2008

WOUNDED GAZELLE

A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.

Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.

by jon_vegas May 19, 2007