That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.
by the "R" February 25, 2012

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

by fA1K0n March 6, 2021

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

by watermelonjug November 20, 2013
