wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.

Well, Time to wash the car.

by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018

Wash Dishes

When a female masturbates in the bathtub.

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.

by BeanTownRaider April 20, 2020

Wash the cups

When you have to do a number one in the bathroom

Steve and Brock had to go to the bathroom to wash the cups real quick

by Team D.U.I. December 14, 2008

Wash your hands

Fine ass girl with some fine ass booty

Friend 1: *has big butt*
Friend 2: heyy you got a nice wash your hands *wink wink*

by pixiedust137 May 12, 2020

wash-back

particles of food left floating around in your drink after you have taken a sip after swallowing your food or while chewing your food.

Originated in the Central American country of Belize as part of the kriol (creole)(broken English) language spoken there.

Kriol dialect as spoken in Belize.

Dan: "Gimme some a yo coke, mi bally"

Tony taking a look at the pint seeing bread crumbs floating around in the coke

Tony: "Buay, i no tink u want drink some a mi wash-back weh di inya"

English translation

Dan: "Let me have some of your soda, pal."

Tony: "I don't think you want to drink from my soda with wash-back food particles floating around in here."

by ThirdWorldTony September 2, 2009

wash your tits

to express to someone that they should clean their dirty breasts

Oi JK, go wash your tits, you chuj.

by DrBoyo March 5, 2008