Waffling

n.
The act of petting a kitty/cat/kitteh thoroughly by giving it a bi-directional, sometimes circular, encompassing rub across its sides, head, underside, tail and possibly legs, feet and toes where picking up and cradling is optional but preferred for maximum immobilization and purring
le me: "Come here Mr. Kitteh!"

cat: "mrow?"

Commence Waffling: *pick cat up and flip onto back, petting belly and head and toes*

le me: "Who's a good Mr. Kitteh?"

cat: "purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
by Mr MH May 07, 2012
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Waffling

The act of cutting a hole in a waffle then putting a penis through it and having vaginal,anal,or oral sex.
Last night i waffled emily by having vaginal sex through a waffle.Its called Waffling.
by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009
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waffle

a n00b after being pwned.
i ate that waffle with some n00bsauce
by Hawk666 February 16, 2007
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waffled

its where your making love to your woman when out of no where you hop up on her chest and take a dump right between her tits..then (you gotta be fast) reach under the bed and pull out your handy tennis racket and smack her hard right across the tits so the dump waffles out across her chest...you know youve done it good itf her nipples stick up through the dump
my bitch is so crazy we cant even have sex without her demanding being waffled
by dezzz nutts June 02, 2010
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waffle

slang for "wow fool"
If someone were to say something particularly idiodic, one might reply "waffle!"
by bryciey February 21, 2007
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waffle

Verb.

to fool around with in either a sexual or nonsexual manner.
i want to waffle mike so hard!

louise and doug waffle whenever they watch movies together.
by Kellie22 October 17, 2008
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Waffleing

The act of adding a waffle or "hashtag" (#) to a term or event
"Im waffleing it"
"Its weing waffled"
"Hes waffleing it"
by Delwin penner November 03, 2015
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