violins

In meme culture, social media, chats, messengers etc: a playful synonym for violence.

and suddenly: violins!

by nobswolf January 12, 2025

violin player

Someone who cuts their wrist

Tim: "have you seen Hannah's wrist, there's so many scars on it"
Jake: "Yea I know, she'd be a great violin player"

by The real GILF October 2, 2018

violin

an instrument that you play on if you want to constantly have low self-esteem

I hate playing the violin

by retardbutt October 3, 2022

Violin Player

gets angry at violas and cellos,or at 2nd violins

1st Violin Player:"Shut the hell up"
2nd Violin Player:"n o"

by yeetusgoesbell November 26, 2019

The Violin

A sex act in which a man rubs a woman's clitoris with the underside of his penis until she has an orgasm.

Last night I gave 'er the Violin. That was some high pitch moanin'!

by AntonioVivaldi March 28, 2020

dirty violin

A sexual act involving 1 female and anywhere between 4-7 men (most commonly 4) wherein the men stand side-by-side facing forward and the female is on her knees in front of the men performing oral sex on each of the men, randomly alternating and switching between men until all the men have ejaculated.

What a night! Sara played a dirty violin last night with Jake, Tim, Josh, and Fernando and made a mess everywhere.

by smit47150 May 7, 2016

Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.

Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.

by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021