Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor

"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

by The Official Marky™ June 27, 2015

velocibitch

Bitches that hunt in packs and can open doors.

She is a total velocibitch.

by BraverBrilliance September 8, 2016

Velociraptor

A Velociraptor is apparently a dog according to your mom

"This velociraptor is a dog"

by Coolindiankid June 26, 2018

Velocicockter

A sex position between a male and a female where the man uses enough lube to allow the female to spin on his penis via her anus while she's hunched over, like a velociraptor. Afterwards, the man must exclaim clever girl.

Girl: I think I'm gonna puke from that Velocicockter.
Guy: Clever Girl.

by StarManMatt August 12, 2018

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

Velociraptoring

When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.

For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.

by Jurassic Fark February 25, 2021

Veloci

The act of taking dick at the speed of which a velociraptor can run.

Did you just see Mason take that Veloci? Amazing.

by Kageotome88 January 14, 2021