Vance

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate object.

Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?

by Geek.blather July 30, 2024

Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.

I have a friend who is a vance.

by romiek August 16, 2023

Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking

Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll

by Vance69 July 29, 2024

Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 30, 2024

Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”

by bear_horns July 30, 2024

Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.

You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.

by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.

Vance why did you do that?

by Getfix the conquer November 18, 2022