Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.

Vance why did you do that?

by Getfix the conquer November 17, 2022

Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.

You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.

by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024