by DatBois August 02, 2017
by Loleeeeta September 11, 2016
Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.
by Annatoli December 05, 2019
The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.
Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.
by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010
The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.
Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.
by DarthIan March 26, 2015
by E_is4me March 19, 2017
Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?
by lizzi May 19, 2005