Visual Spam

People who you really don't like that are on your Facebook/Myspace friends list.

Ex:When the person you don't like updates or are tagged in a photo on your news feed, that is an example of visual spam.

by Girl Delightfully Independent April 2, 2010

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

Visual addict

Enthusiastic devotee of art, who receives ineffable pleasure from observing it in its seven forms and particularly from photography.

She is such a visual addict, she spends hours looking at photographs.

by Maripu December 20, 2016

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017

Visual diarreah

CSI: Miami.

Person 1: CSI was pretty good. Should i start watching CSI:Miami aswell?
Person 2: sure, if you want to have visual diarreah.

by IfyouknowwhatImean*winkwink* June 9, 2017