by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015
Get the unicorning mug.A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.
by cj2liz February 11, 2015
Get the unicorning mug.It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.
I was unicorned last night
by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015
Get the Unicorn mug.A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015
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by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011
Get the Unicorn mug.A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.
by alexa7590 January 15, 2009
Get the Unicorn mug.A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
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