ultra-rural

A locality that is situated 60 miles or more from a large, multi-national retailer or service company - Namely McDonalds, Walmart or Starbucks.

Hallock, Minn, the ultra-rural county seat of Kittson County, is small business heavy and far from any large retailer.

by Evenflow August 26, 2018

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.

That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.

by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

Ultra-Degenerate

A person so degenerate that they exceed even the highest of simps. Side effects include, simping over virtual league of legends characters (Ahri, Qiyana, and Akali to name a few), higher average voice, insistent playing of these female characters, no matter how bad they are, and below average dong size. This person typically only has about 4 people to play with.

Man, that guy simps so hard, he's an Ultra-Degenerate.

by GoodestBoi February 14, 2021