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Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
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typhoon class

A large turd, both long and thick, which wedges in the toilet and will not flush. Similar to a submarine.

Called a typhoon class after the large submarine of the same name.
I've just dropped a typhoon class
by Enzo March 6, 2005
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Tepha

mod and sass to the max. of polynesian decent. Also jewish with an extreme love for Hannakah/s.
hi tepha', 'Oh hi! im a poly jew!
by cindy-lou May 25, 2010
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tyshawn

Is a cheater , lies to many girls. Is good at telling people what they want to hear . Nobody knows what he looks like . Very quite .
Hey Tyshawn you lied !
by Eric Corley January 11, 2014
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typa head

Someone that flaunts and shows off to others.
Why is he driving by so fast, that's so typa head.
by Mark Morisset May 26, 2008
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Hairy Poon Typhoon

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.
by VelvetFog January 13, 2015
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Mathematical Typhoon

A cyclone or hurricane that is named after a famous mathematician—like math, its presence never fails to instill fear in the general population.
Pascal is expected to hit the Philippines by early Monday morning—which happens to be a public holiday—after the mathematical typhoon had caused havoc in southern China.
by MathPlus March 24, 2017
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